Norwegian Court Convicts First Woman for Rape

The 31-year-old man fell asleep on a sofa at a party in January last year and told the court in the western city of Bergen he woke to find the 23-year-old woman was having ........

It reminded me of a story a friend once told me. My friend claimed he was asleep when his ex-girlfriend broke into his home and seduced him. She became pregnant as a result of it and now he has to pay child support. Why does this sound cockamamie when the other way around would sound tragic?

---on a lighter note ---
Irregardless is not a word... it's redundant. The correct word is simply regardless. Fortunately, I am not guilty of using that word. I am guilty of making up new words: i.e. "Nuked" (naked + nude) and "Slammered" (stoned + hammered). At work, I found myself saying "Scoracle" (Scorecard + Oracle).

---on an even lighter note--
"It ain't over till it's over." - was coined by Yogi Berra. Quotes from Yogi that just cracks me up:

"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"I made a wrong mistake."
"Do you mean now?" -- When asked for the time.
"This is like deja vu all over again." <--my favorite

And this one is for BECKY: "If you come to a fork in the road, take it."